Earl
He once fought monsters, big and mean,
Now it's lozenges and herbal tea routine.
When he's not laying down mad vocal tracks,
He’s mastering the art of midday naps! 🎤.
Marie
Once a warrior, fierce and grand,
She charmed the beasts with just a hand.
Now she rocks the keyboard tight,
Playing fast through day and night.
Her mind stays sharp, her work’s a hoop,
But coffee’s the key—it helps her poop! ☕.
Max
Max once swung steel so fast,
Now his riffs are built to last!
From battle cries to rockstar dreams,
His guitar shreds and lightning gleams.
With skill and charm, he won’t go dimmin’,
A true rock knight who respects all women! 🎸🔥
Matthew
Once he clubbed the dragons down,
Now he drums with thunderous sound!
Beats so loud, they shake the trees,
and he likes cheese!
Rudy
He Dead.